By gossiping with my favorite person from Accounting about expense reports, I found out today that my company’s former president, who was always really, really fatphobic and nutrition shame-y and constantly pushed Dr. Oz on everyone, AND was a bajillionaire, ate McDonalds for essentially every meal. 

I’m not going to shame McDonalds (Sausage Biscuits 4 Life). But. Like. Damn if that isn’t satisfying.