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September 28th
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Fun Facts

  1. SOMEONE CAME ON A SHRUB ON MY BLOCK
  2. Ejaculated.
  3. Outside.
  4. On an actual plant.
  5. Outside. In Public.
  6. On a super populated street.
  7. Came on a shrub.
  8. And it hung down in a two and a half foot There’s-Something-About-Mary dangle.

#what      #no. it was not saliva.     
  1. psychogrlfriend reblogged this from bbbeecky
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  3. hay-maker said: What can he say? The man likes an untrimmed bush! *insert rimshot here* *also self-loathing for such a terrible joke*
  4. verybusyandimportant posted this