Every day I am one step closer to being Ouiser Boudreaux.
heykyle asked: YES to your new theme, YES to the background.
second period this month! AWESOME.
New post on Corpulent : Fat stigma is so passé →
heyfatchick: Can’t anti-fat people come up with something new?! Also this post features an ace Anna Nicole gif. WHY IS FRANCES LOCKIE SO PERFECT.
Blend arborio rice with water and let it soak in...
This message brought to you by white people trying to make horchata.
Don't make horchata with arborio rice.
This message brought to you by the pitcher of proxy cum in my fridge.
Q: Why do all the drummers in all the hipster bands not have a rack tom? – Lars, Reston, VA
Jon Wurster: Because it would block the audience’s view of the tattoo they just got of Tom Selleck using an antique sewing machine.
Anonymous asked: I wish someone would tell me how the blogger in question has been racist. I'm trying to be informed but all I can find is just about how awful and racist she is and nothing more...
Reblogging unrepentantly racist folks- even the real pretty quirky fat ones- is the fastest way to get off my dash. Bye y’all.
elephantgrrrl asked: I'm meeting with a body-positive nutritionist and I was wondering if you had some ideas of questions I should ask her?
Anonymous asked: Which thrift stores do you frequent?
Anonymous asked: how did you get so pretty
also today someone found my blog by goobling “fucking tumbbalar” and they spent an hour looking around. welcome to my blahg. you are at the right spot.
I just added “Bieber” to my Outlook’s dictionary because I just typed it three times in an actual work e-mail.
sometimes I forget that I work with Kyle and then they walk into my office and my day gets SO MUCH BETTER because they are so glamorous.
womanofkleenex replied to your post: browsing the dim sum tag because my dumpling… Does anywhere in Chicago do vegetarian dim sum? dim sum is really hard to do here if you aren’t into seafood and egg. BUT I look forward to checking places out with you and making second stops to get our fill of a meal :)