May 2012
Every day I am one step closer to being Ouiser Boudreaux.
May 31st
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heykyle asked: YES to your new theme, YES to the background.
May 31st
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second period this month! AWESOME.
May 31st
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May 31st
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New post on Corpulent : Fat stigma is so passé  →
heyfatchick: Can’t anti-fat people come up with something new?! Also this post features an ace Anna Nicole gif. WHY IS FRANCES LOCKIE SO PERFECT.
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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Blend arborio rice with water and let it soak in...
This message brought to you by white people trying to make horchata.
May 27th
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Don't make horchata with arborio rice.
This message brought to you by the pitcher of proxy cum in my fridge.
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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Q: Why do all the drummers in all the hipster bands not have a rack tom? – Lars, Reston, VA
Jon Wurster: Because it would block the audience’s view of the tattoo they just got of Tom Selleck using an antique sewing machine.
May 25th
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May 25th
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Anonymous asked: I wish someone would tell me how the blogger in question has been racist. I'm trying to be informed but all I can find is just about how awful and racist she is and nothing more...
May 25th
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Reblogging unrepentantly racist folks- even the real pretty quirky fat ones- is the fastest way to get off my dash. Bye y’all.
May 25th
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elephantgrrrl asked: I'm meeting with a body-positive nutritionist and I was wondering if you had some ideas of questions I should ask her?
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: Which thrift stores do you frequent?
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: how did you get so pretty
May 24th
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also today someone found my blog by goobling “fucking tumbbalar” and they spent an hour looking around. welcome to my blahg. you are at the right spot.
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I just added “Bieber” to my Outlook’s dictionary because I just typed it three times in an actual work e-mail.
May 22nd
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sometimes I forget that I work with Kyle and then they walk into my office and my day gets SO MUCH BETTER because they are so glamorous.
May 22nd
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womanofkleenex replied to your post: browsing the dim sum tag because my dumpling… Does anywhere in Chicago do vegetarian dim sum? dim sum is really hard to do here if you aren’t into seafood and egg. BUT I look forward to checking places out with you and making second stops to get our fill of a meal :)
May 21st
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