Update: the worst thing about anything is holding in your farts.
The worst part about getting tattoed is holding in your farts.
sherly-nomates asked: IAODJAIGJ oh my dear can you please tell me wear you got that bathing suit you're wearing in the picture with your air all done up gorgeous flapper style?1
When I first caught wind of World Book Night US, it was via the Tumblr feed of...– Joseph Erbentraut: For the Love of Patti Smith: Celebrating World Book Night 2012 in Chicago (via rachelfershleiser)
The Skrillex fan Brony just e-mailed me again! This time he wants a bunch of Swedish music. Amazing. AMAZING.
cajeta = the new nutella
Having a Tuesdate with our mega corny and amazing friend David and his lady. I really love cooking for folks. I am making risotto (with ramps if I can get my hands on any) and assorted crap to smear on slices of bread and some kind of kale. Probably chips. Dessert is a masterpiece though. Waffle iron oatmeal cookies with Mexican chocolate and vanilla ice cream with homemade cajeta. The cajeta...
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Answers you offer this week that have been long-awaited by others, are pulled out of you under duress and/or jump out of your mouth before you’d thought you were ready to put them out there, Capricorn, are unavoidably colored by your emotion. But before you thusly back away from them due to this quality, please listen to me when I tell you: Emotional...
I made mussels with shallots and beer and parsley, and beets with goat cheese and walnuts, and asparagus, and Brussels sprouts with lemon and garlic, and there were baguettes and ridiculous truffle butter. Dessert was tiny waffles with vanilla ice cream and strawberries macerated in balsamic vinegar and vanilla and Sandi brought sweet potato marshmallow frozen yougurt that she made. We played...
youidiotkid asked: From the bits that I've seen in your photos, your tattoos are beautiful.
I have been behind someone with a no fat chicks bumper sticker for half a mile. Trying to figure out if my insurance is good enough to rear end them.
love delux.: emeraldtriangleprincess: on this... →
emeraldtriangleprincess: on this 4/20, if you choose to partake in the ‘festivities,’ please do remember: where the bulk of your marijuana comes from (rural low-income communities marginalized by systematic institutional and socio-cultural violence) the labor that has gone into your recreation (members of said communities who continuously risk their futures and their lives to survive off...
Does horchata have the nutrients necessary to keep me alive? HORCHATA CLEANSE Y/Y??
Women are expected to be nice and sweet, to make other people feel comfortable....– Unknown (via grrl-meat) i want to print this out and give this to my mother. (via theoceanandthesky) EVERYONE. (via labia-saturation)
taking Obama to the White House– Lesley Arfin, writer of the HBO show Girls, in her blog, has a metaphor for “pooping”. This ties to what Mark (of Mark Reads) mentioned here about working with her. She apparently compared Obama to poop regularly because he is brown. (via redlightpolitics) fuck this bitch. (via anedumacation) I...
Unfuck tomorrow morning!
unfuckyourhabitat: Wash the dishes in your sink Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories Set up coffee/tea/breakfast Make your lunch Put your keys somewhere obvious Wash your face and brush your teeth Charge your electronics Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults) Set your alarm Go to bed at a reasonable...
BBW AND FAT FETISH BLOGS GET THE FUCK OOOUUTTT. This isn’t about you, it isn’t fucking FOR you, and I don’t fucking LIKE you. This is not up for discussion. Good Bye.