July 2011
Better late than never?
hipoh:
I’ve chosen to delete that post because I just don’t want to see those photos on my page anymore. My comments are still alive in the notes so I am in no way trying to run away from my words. I also feel like much has been written that is way more eloquent than anything I could have said through my anger. Such as the responses from Fat People of Color, AfroTitty, Jessiedress, nudiemuse,...
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my 10 year high school reunion is next spring
2 observations…
1) I’m as old as Romy and Michelle.
2) I remember the names of, maybe, 5 people.
how stoked am I that this office has 1) a shelf that will be perfect for me to set my camera on for OOTDs 2) a chair that adjusts to comfortably accommodate my big, tall butt.
AstroBarry is the most right EVERRRRRR
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Don’t circumstantially freeze out loved ones, Capricorn, due to too severe a focus on getting the job done. True though it may be that you’re busy as a beaver (and in no place to take your eye off the prize, especially when prized eyes are on you), you shouldn’t squander Venus’s brief-but-lovely visit to your relationship house...
I WORK IN A SPACESHIP
We are almost done unpacking. My boardgames and sex toys are totally missing. Like straight up not here.
Somewhere there is a terrible theif having an awesome night.
My apartment is painted and cleaned. All my stuff is out. I am turning keys over tomorrow. For some reason, despite being in a better, bigger apartment with a man I love, I am totally and completely sad. I cried when I locked it up. It is the end of an era.
I turned into who I am today in that apartment. I found body acceptance, made a lot of new recipes, nursed Margot back to health, fell...
iheartboobs100 asked: Wow, you were pretty high up there too, page 3 of the google search. (I had to see for myself, it was just too amusing)
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SEVEN different people found my tumblr googling...
pretty sure that means I win something…
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OUR MOVERS BAILED, PLEASE HELP NOW NOT A DRILL
Our movers bailed last minute we have 3 1/2 hrs to unload a truck and return it call me if you can help. We are in logan square by logan and wester.
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in other news:
my boobs are distractingly amazing in a sports bra and tank top. I am getting, like, no work done because I am staring at my own tits.
Thanks for ruining my half day, boobs.
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hiring movers is self care, not lazy and bourgeois behavior. hiring movers is self care, not lazy and bourgeois behavior. hiring movers is self care, not lazy and bourgeois behavior. hiring movers is self care, not lazy and bourgeois behavior. hiring movers is self care, not lazy and bourgeois behavior. hiring movers is self care, not lazy and bourgeois behavior. hiring movers is self...
loyaltyandtruth asked: Hey thanks for reblogging my post about the missing girl. I just wanted to let you know that she called home today, and they went to go get her.
“Baking is the less applauded of the cooking arts, whereas restaurants are a male...”
– Nigella Lawson (via eatstarchmom)
Women are cooks, men are chefs.
Men make elaborate pastries that cost a fortune, women bake cakes to feed to their children.
(via craftastrophies)
A friend and I were just discussing this. Chefs have been traditionally male because they don’t have to cook to...
My entire car is now a dent. 1 week before I sell it.
Fuck you nature
Fuck you this week
Fuuuuccckkk. Yyyyooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu
