December 2011
HEY CHICAGO
my INCREDIBLY awesome best friend needs a roommate for her INCREDIBLY awesome apartment.  To Quote “$500/month + utilities, washer/dryer in unit, bath w/ air jets, hardwood floors, big 2nd floor unit in a 2-flat on Augusta near Western. Bonus: an adorable kitten lives here too. January 15th!!” I’ve lived with her before and a fantastic roommate.  Her apartment is also...
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November 2011
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hay health trollz- just got the blood tests from my physical back. I’m happy to announce (and super lucky to be able to say, since health is a privelege) that I am healthy as hell, even at 250lbs. perfect cholesterol, perfect blood sugar, perfect everything except.. I’ve got wicked low vitamin D and a mild case of both types* of anemia. sooooooooooo that means xtra cheeseburgers. ...
Nov 30th
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Planned Parenthood will be offering FREE HIV... →
sexuallysmart: Please call to make an appointment with your local PP and encourage your friends to do the same.
Nov 30th
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Hanson to launch their own beer, "MMMHop" →
themoderndance: File under: Shit I Couldn’t Possibly Make Up so like teeny tiny baby Hanson fan Rachel is RULL disappointed that they condone alcohol consumption. and grown up Rachel is mortified that I was excited about it for a tenth of a hundreth of a second. I have complicated feelings about Hanson Beer.
Nov 30th
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My downstairs neighbor is frying fish in a pan made of dirty pennies or is smoking the worst weed in the world and it is all that I can smell, keeping me awake.
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TW in an upcoming ask on your dash for ableism and...
Nov 29th
ohpamcakes asked: First off, why would anyone fucking eat what they're allergic too? That is retarded. Stop it, you're not making yourself sound smart. And I obviously didn't by misusing the word condone so many goddamn times. It's 1am, and I'm tired of people shitting on me for an opinion that has been horribly misconstrued. All I meant by that post was to eat healthy. Why are people so...
Nov 29th
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ohpamcakes asked: You're suffering from an eating disorder and are recovering? Good for you, so am I. It doesn't make what you say is right though. Penut butter is actually very good for you, I don't condone that. I condone my niece eating a tub of ice cream as a snack. I condone my friend getting 4 slices of pizza instead of just 2. I condone those people at restaurants who order so much fucking...
Nov 29th
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TW for fat stigma
heyfatchick: ohpamcakes: Bruchige knochen: You’re not loving your body if you’re treating it like shit. riotsnotdiets: nudiemuse: kinksandthangs: ohpamcakes: Feeding it with shit. Don’t justify your actions for being overweight by preaching “love your body” and “body acceptance.” If you truly loved your body, you would want it to be as healthy as possible. Your excuses are a cop out...
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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just wanted you guys to know that I am wearing a skin tight vintage teeshirt and an oversized grandpa cardigan and am really pulling off, even though (because?) I’m  not wearing the baby blue Delia*s flares of my dreams, just like I always wanted to when I was 12. you’re welcome, 12 year old Rachel, you’re so so fucking welcome.
Nov 28th
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If I keep sitting here, refreshing tumblr, I don’t have to go to work today, right??!
Nov 28th
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If I don’t go to sleep, I don’t have to go to work tomorrow, right?
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Nov 27th
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Why I love Tanner: He rolls over, still mostly asleep, and tells me what he really wants is for Cake Boss to be a judge on Top Chef. No context, just his simple wish. xo
Nov 26th
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Turkey and cranberry sauce left overs became grilled turkey, cranberry, and Swiss sandwiches. Sweet potato casserole became curried sweet potato soup.
Nov 26th
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No one in America is having sex tonight because we are, collectively, too gassy. Know how something something hole in the ozone layer by New Zealand because of sheep farts? That. But here.
Nov 25th
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Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets
Nov 24th
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I am thankful for Tanner and my cats and my health, mental and physical. I am thankful for my family, the one I have built. I am also thankful for the one I was given. I am thankful for my Grandma Shaw and how she has opened up more about our family’s history. I am thankful for her being the unseen touchstone of sanity in my family. I am thankful for Tanner’s parents who I like more...
Nov 24th
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fly401 replied to your photo: Banana Pudding For Ever. what is the red round stuff? it looks like salami … … ………………………………………………………………… Nilla wafers.
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Harold McGee, Thanksgiving Tip
nprfreshair: Harold McGee: Take the bird out ahead of time and let the legs warm up a little bit while you keep the breasts covered with ice packs. That way, you keep the breasts cold. The legs warm up by maybe 10, 20 degrees, and that way, when you put the bird in the oven, you’ve already built in a temperature differential. The breasts are going to end up, at a given time, less-cooked...
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Nov 21st
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Trans people bullying other trans people on Trans...
fuckyeahftms: So I’m sure you’re aware by now from the reblogs of that post of Sebastian (“sabbyvanity”) on the second page of your blog, that he is receiving an incredible amount of hate.  He is now receiving death threats on his own blog as well as people telling him to “go kill yourself.” All because he is a trans man who is also gay and fem/me.  This breaks my fucking heart.  Today is...
Nov 21st
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