January 2011
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One reader suggested we call the forthcoming snow a “snownami;” Karl coined the...
– Chicagoist (via leahj)
AHEM. @awkwardworld.
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nothingtoreallygetfastfor asked: I've hated flower tattoos for as long as I can remember; they've always looked cliche and tacky. I had no idea they could be as lovely as yours. Yours are fuckin' gorgeous, and seem to suit you perfectly.
thereisnoalgebra asked: Did Esther Garcia do your poppy tattoo?!
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I just had a dream that Gabourey Sidibe thought it...
This Is What It’s Like To Be Me.
there are 150 cupcakes in the kitchen.
I think that means that I win.
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glitterpolitic asked: HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK SWEET PARTIALLY NUDE AND TOTALLY SEXY OF A HOT FATTIE. you rule my world. SO TOUGH.
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I learned that dreams don’t work without action. I learned that no one could...
– Roseanne (via jaggaswagga)
why Tanner is the best one.
reason 2,335,984.
@awkwardworld: also, i didn’t know how much you weighed until i read that post, and i can benchpress you
probably not without handles, but i could totally do it
me: Aahaha
I‘m sure you could, baby.
@awkwardworld: i could!
i love you
me: I love you too
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Tanner Writes Good. This is his top 10 albums of... →
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Rachel: By The Numbers
Years Lived: 27 and counting
Pounds Currently Weighed: 247
Pants Size Worn: 18
Fucks Given: 0
REVELATION:
bridesmaid dresses come in, like, damn near every size.
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I need a little black dress.
46-39-49. GO FOLLOWERS! DRESS ME!!
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Tangled Up In Lace: Fat Allies at the Swap →
thegoldandthebeautiful:
Helllooooooo lovelies!
We just got a really terrific question in ye olde gmail account (yrweightingold@gmail.com!) about The Gold and The Beautiful— our fa(t)ntastic clothes swap going down on 2/13. If you have any questions about the event feel free to send us an…
Dear Tumblr
rosalarian:
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
Tumblbeast! And The Oatmeal has a Tumblr!
heavymuffintop asked: sending you lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of looooooooooove, BIG. FAT. FLUFFY. LOVE.
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The Baby-sitters Club: Where Are They Now? →
THIS. FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!